like ships in the night

tonight, we are young so lets

watch hockey and cry over hockey players and drown our faces into buckets of food and watch more hockey and then have breakdowns over our team and hyperventilate over 30 year old hockey players who are hotter

than the sun

(Source: hommos, via landyyouwagon)

Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

i believe so !

• normal person: so what do you like to do
• me: watch hockey
• normal person: oh, thats neat, i like hockey too
• me: no you dont understand

Hockey throughout the year

• Summer: Fan base whose team won the Cup talks about how amazing the Cup run was. Fan base of every other team talks about how "next year is our year"
• Pre-season: Find out which team is playing yours on opening night. Start trash talking them immediately. Continue throughout the pre-season.
• First few weeks: Talk about how exciting all of those past year playoff rematches are going to be.
• Next few weeks: Realize that they weren't that exciting at all.
• Middle of the season: Settle into a comfortable pattern of either joy or misery. Depending on which one you're going through, say either "This is totally going to continue into the playoffs" or "The playoffs are months away, not worried"
• All-Star Game: HOLD HANDS AND LOVE EVERYONE
• End of the regular season: Start crunching numbers like you're a statistician, to figure out the seeding and how many games your team can lose and still make the playoffs.
• If your team makes the playoffs: "We're making a deep run, this is our year"
• If your team doesn't make the playoffs: Cry softly then decide which team you hate less to win.
• Repeat every year until you die of a hockey induced heart attack.